Tuesday, February 01, 2005
The best lizard
A Komodo dragon can run as fast as a dog. Lizards are cool, far, far cooler than snakes. I hate snakes and not in a “ooh, I’m a lady, ooh they are scary and phallic and bite” way,fuck no. I hate snakes because, quite simply they have no feet.
Don’t give me that “a snake can move as fast as a dog” because I don’t care if it can move as fast as a bullet. Does it have feet? No it does not.
Noreen
Noreen Is Right!
Snakes are supposed to be frightening (so Australians would have you believe). Well I have a snakeskin wallet - who's laughing now, you scaley bastards?
Ball Bag
Don’t give me that “a snake can move as fast as a dog” because I don’t care if it can move as fast as a bullet. Does it have feet? No it does not.
Noreen
Noreen Is Right!
Snakes are supposed to be frightening (so Australians would have you believe). Well I have a snakeskin wallet - who's laughing now, you scaley bastards?
Ball Bag
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