Wednesday, April 13, 2005
You Have Used 'Air Quotes'. Now You Must Die
Someone used air quotes on me the other day. You know what I mean, when people draw invisible quotation marks in the air with their fingers as they say something. He had barely finished doing it before I bundled him to the ground and bit off a sizeable piece of his face before spitting it back at him and calling him a 'fucking air quote bastard'. I think he learned his lesson, the cunt. All this stems from Friends, the TV show, that piece of crap has a lot to fucking answer for. Like when people say 'that is so not [insert whatever it is that it isn't]'. That really fucking annoys me. Worst of all though is when people say 'hello' in the middle of a sentence. Those fuckers! I now have a standard way of dealing with this. If someone says 'hello' in the middle of a sentence when talking to me, and nobody has entered the room and is being greeted, then I grab the person who said it and see how much of my thumb I can jam into their eye socket. This results in at least partial blindness about 80% of the time, but I feel that, if anything, I am being too lenient.
Ball Bag
Noreen is having a lie down. She had to be restrained
Noreen’s doctor
Ball Bag
Noreen is having a lie down. She had to be restrained
Noreen’s doctor
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