Wednesday, September 21, 2005
Fart School
There's this programme on the BBC at the moment called "Art School". Now I know what I like, and this show is utter rubbish. Here's the premise: various "celebrities" (and some trendy wanker I've never heard of who plays other people's records for a living) learn how to draw and make sculptures and stuff. It's crap for a host of reasons: Ulrika Jonsson's on it; Keith Allen's on it and he doesn't hit anyone; and - most of all - John Humphrys is on it and he's a total cunt. (Plus it's on TV at the same time as the A-Team.)
I don't care how clever Humphrys is, or how "heavyweight" his political interviews are supposed to be - the man is so far up his own arse that he must be able to hear his shit sloshing around. He obviously doesn't want to be on the programme and behaves like a petulant child whenever someone points a camera at him. Why he agreed to appear on it at all is a mystery.
Everyone knows that UK politics are dull as fuck, and John Humphrys is one of the reasons why. He's written a book about correct usage of the English language, yet he doesn't even know that the plural of Humphry is HumphrIES. And to top it all off, he's Welsh. From a place called Splott, apparently. What an arrogant, lamb-fondling, not-as-good-on-Mastermind-as-Magnus-Magnusson, tedious old fuck.
Hungbunnatron
I don't care how clever Humphrys is, or how "heavyweight" his political interviews are supposed to be - the man is so far up his own arse that he must be able to hear his shit sloshing around. He obviously doesn't want to be on the programme and behaves like a petulant child whenever someone points a camera at him. Why he agreed to appear on it at all is a mystery.
Everyone knows that UK politics are dull as fuck, and John Humphrys is one of the reasons why. He's written a book about correct usage of the English language, yet he doesn't even know that the plural of Humphry is HumphrIES. And to top it all off, he's Welsh. From a place called Splott, apparently. What an arrogant, lamb-fondling, not-as-good-on-Mastermind-as-Magnus-Magnusson, tedious old fuck.
Hungbunnatron
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