Emerald Bile

I am not a fan of emotions, I think people who cry loads or are all joyous should be put in snares so they could suffer a lot and enjoy the wide range of emotions from pain to fear to death. Of course, I am not saying that I am some kind of a psycho, just that I find emotional people tiring and self-obsessed and a bit dull, and I want to hurt them and punish them for boring me.

Worse than people being emotional instead of having hobbies or a personality are people who have objects to tell them what their mood is, like a great big stone which changes colour, or a plastic goldfish that writhes in the palm of the hand. What is wrong with these people? How can they not know how they are feeling. I cannot imagine going and asking a stone how I feel.

And even worse than people who have a stone, instead of emotions, instead of a personality, are those ones who post on their blogs one of those shitty little faces and a caption "today I am feeling mean and moody" or "mood today: Bubbly and capricious". Fuckers. I could understand if the people writing the blogs were very, very simple, and not able to communicate with words, but since they are writing a website, they cannot be proper cretins all drooling and really with little more reactions to their surroundings than a plant. The fact is, even though many people with blogs and websites are extremely dull-witted, the very reason for them getting a website is precisely in order to tell the world, in flowery language, every undulation of their emotional journey in this life. I saw this post on a blogNow you have left me I want to slit my throat and wrists, but I can't do it, because if I slit my throat first, then I will be too weak to do the wrists and if I do the wrists first, then my hands will be all hanging off and unable to hold the knife properly to slit my throat and underneath there is a small face with a downturned mouth and the caption "today's mood: melancholy"
The Norinator