Wednesday, November 23, 2005
Women - Shit at Banter
I went to get it cut yesterday and had to put up with the usual shite, but what made this time especially bad was the 'banter' between the two women in the shop. "We love each other really" declared one, "we are just a bit mad." I cringed at this, but what was worse though was having to listen to these two joshing.
"What are you looking at?" quipped one. "I don't know, but it's looking back" replied the other hilariously. My woman stumbled as she walked to the back office, "Did you enjoy your trip?" asked the other one wittily.
I wanted to stand up and rip the scissors from their hands and jam them into their jugulars, but I didn't. The one who cut my hair had enormous knockers and she kept rubbing them against my head, so instead of severing a major artery I gave her a tip.
I like big knockers.
Have a good one
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