Wednesday, December 07, 2005
Just Put The Decorations Up, You Moron
People always moan about christmas decorations going up too early, and I agree it is a legitimate if rather hackneyed complaint. There is something worse, however:
People who put christmas decorations up too late. They usually insist that there are only twelve days of christmas and as they seem to take them down at the end of the first week in January, this means they must go up on christmas eve or something.
How utterly pointless. Putting decorations up is a pain in the fucking hole, so if I am going to do it, they must remain up for a reasonable length of time. Plus, christmas decorations are there to make you feel christmassy, and I don't want to start feeling christmassy on christmas eve.
The people who insist on this nonsense are usually the sort of people who think christmas has something do do with jesus. Jesus can fuck off, I don't want him hanging around ruining my christmas, looking at me all disapproving as I am drinking and gambling, the fucking cunt. Christmas is about drinking, presents and horse racing.
So get your decorations up and get drinking, you fucking whores.
Ball Bag
People who put christmas decorations up too late. They usually insist that there are only twelve days of christmas and as they seem to take them down at the end of the first week in January, this means they must go up on christmas eve or something.
How utterly pointless. Putting decorations up is a pain in the fucking hole, so if I am going to do it, they must remain up for a reasonable length of time. Plus, christmas decorations are there to make you feel christmassy, and I don't want to start feeling christmassy on christmas eve.
The people who insist on this nonsense are usually the sort of people who think christmas has something do do with jesus. Jesus can fuck off, I don't want him hanging around ruining my christmas, looking at me all disapproving as I am drinking and gambling, the fucking cunt. Christmas is about drinking, presents and horse racing.
So get your decorations up and get drinking, you fucking whores.
Ball Bag
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Yeah? Well fuck you, Ball Bag. When you get to the pearly gates, rest assured that I will be fucking waiting for you with my nailed crucifix, and it will not be fucking pretty alright?
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