Emerald Bile

God that blogger Tim Worstall is a real cunt. First he writes that awful, insane diary- book "2005 blogged" and has the neck to leave me and Ball Bag out of it, even though we are far more sensible and have a load better things to say than the other cunts he put into it, and now the man has gone and "tagged" me for one of those fucking meme wanking survey things.
I think he is on drugs. And this survey is not a quick "what star sign are you" one, it goes on and fucking on and on and on asking for the weirdest answers. Memes are gay and bloggers are gay and tagging is gay and Tim Worstall is a gay's hole. I did it though

Seven things to do before I die.

1) Get the Last Rites.
2) Breathe out for the last time

Seven things I cannot do.

1) pick things up with my feet - but do I want to? No I do not

Seven things that attract me to a city.

1)I hate cities

Seven things I say.

1) Fuck off
2) Cunt
3) The end of a dog's cock
4) va te faire foutre (fuck off)
5) Maquereau (pimp)
6) Va te faire foutre, hamar (fuck off, donkey - that is rude here, because they are really gay and get upset by being called a donkey. Irish men, on the other hand like to be compared to donkeys)
7) zum k'bir (big dick)

Seven books I like

1) Reading is gay


Seven movies that I’ve loved.

1) Anything with emmannuelle in the title
2) Team america (the sex scene)
2) Beavis and Butthead do America
4) The Poseidon Adventure
5) This one where a plane crashed into the sea and went under the water and there was a nun singing keeping everyone's spirits up
6) The Towering Inferno
7) German Porn, because they wear lederhosen

Seven people to tag.

1) Ha Ha Ha
2) Hungbunny
3) Tony T
4) That big fruit Lenin
5) Joseph Mcmanus of the CIA
6) Angie the weird american
7) Manuel estimolo the spanish spy
Noreen