Wednesday, June 14, 2006
So, I was in the DVD shop getting a few cheapo knock offs in to tide me over while himself watches the world cup, and I bought this one called the "Euro trip" which is like "Road Trip" except set in Europe and then another one called "Trans America" - because I have always had a soft spot for the road trips set in America ever since watching Beavis and Butthead and the other one.
Sweet Mother of Jesus, it was not a film about a road trip at all - there was very little reference to driving through the different states and seeing the sights - it was pure horseshit. The woman from Desperate Housewives was in it, which I thought would lower the tone enough to make it the type of film I could follow without too much assistance, but I was wrong. What a fucking awful film it was - it was about a man dressed as a woman, who drove about.
Even with the benefit of the doubt given (it had crossed my mind, when I saw the trannie, that it might be an american version of Priscilla Queen of the Desert)it was pure shite. This film was about a man dressed as a woman, who drove about and got his son out of jail, waved his cock around a bit, french kissed his own son and finally got his cock turned inside out.
That review told me all I need to know about the aforementioned movie, the only surprise is that it is even more awful than I thought it would be.
What's not to like?
And Vinnie Jones was great. Wish I could shout like him.
The blond lad was quirky and weird. He'd do well in more comedy.
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