Emerald Bile

A very popular theme for films is where the main character goes on a journey to get something or do something important. This storyline is no new thing, it has been around since before people could write and it, therefore, is an unimaginative, but reliable theme with which people from all corners of the world identify. The sappy omnipresence of odyssey films should have me heaving into my hand - but do you know what? I quite like them. My favourite one of all is Beavis and Butthead do America, but I also really enjoyed Road Trip -that was a great film,truly.

So, I was in the DVD shop getting a few cheapo knock offs in to tide me over while himself watches the world cup, and I bought this one called the "Euro trip" which is like "Road Trip" except set in Europe and then another one called "Trans America" - because I have always had a soft spot for the road trips set in America ever since watching Beavis and Butthead and the other one.

Sweet Mother of Jesus, it was not a film about a road trip at all - there was very little reference to driving through the different states and seeing the sights - it was pure horseshit. The woman from Desperate Housewives was in it, which I thought would lower the tone enough to make it the type of film I could follow without too much assistance, but I was wrong. What a fucking awful film it was - it was about a man dressed as a woman, who drove about.

Even with the benefit of the doubt given (it had crossed my mind, when I saw the trannie, that it might be an american version of Priscilla Queen of the Desert)it was pure shite. This film was about a man dressed as a woman, who drove about and got his son out of jail, waved his cock around a bit, french kissed his own son and finally got his cock turned inside out.
Noreen