Emerald Bile

I hate people who claim to be shopaholics or alcoholics or chocoholics. I wish they would all fuck off with their victimy dependence and stick it up their self help groups' arses. People without the self awareness to understand that is it their own choice to be cunts, not because they are the victims of some terrible disease, deserve all they get. I also hate people who say, about little, cunty children "he is not a bad child, he just suffers from bad behaviour". You don't hear that sort of generosity of spirit being applied to "sufferers of paedophilia". Yes everone can help what they do and that is it. There is no suffering from anything behavioural or dependence related- that is fucking shit. Either do bad things, and repent,or revel in evil like the loony you are, or don't do anything and offer up the sacrifice. Ask your priest.

And women who are all "I won't sleep with a man who wears briefs": Listen to me, you whores! Those Calvin Klein elastane boxer shorts they advertise in the magazine with the bald footballer cunt who looks like he has a huge wang - well they are a big con. They make a pouch at the front of the knickers to make it look like the man has a thumper.

I know a gay man who used to put his cock and balls through a cock ring so that it was all bunched up at the front and then parade around in a pair of those knickers and dear god - he looked enormous! The truth was, that he had a tiny little peewee, the size of a small pepper pot, but the vast swathes of lycra fabric surrounding it gave his mickey the illusion of greatness. Don't trust stretchy pants.

One man I slept with, who really did have the most enormous penis in the world, was unable to wear either calvins, or cotton boxers because with the boxers his cock hung out of one leg, and with the others there was a terrible straining at the front, like Salt 'n' Pepa were in his knickers doing some of their odd dancing, and the great heat of that huge member and the bollocks made it like a furnace and cooked his semen until steam came out of his mammoth jap's eye. As a result of this, the only comfortable underwear the poor man could wear was a loose pair of briefs, that kept all the equipment together, without it getting too boiling in there. So you should not turn your nose up at a man in briefs, there may be a good reason for it. And what about people who say "I always judge a man by his shoes"? They should be drowned
Noreen