Thursday, September 07, 2006
I listened to a conversation the other day which was the usual tedious, frenchified, Ricard-fuelled shite with some ghastly whore yapping about :"men and women are really different" and an older man agreeing with her whilst he tried to get a look down the front of her dress. They kept looking at me to see if I wanted to join in and have a little debate with them, but I was busy watching two flies shagging on a wall. The man fly actually went around to the woman fly's face and sort of waved his antennae at her, I think he was kissing her, in a special insect way.
Anyway, I carried on watching the flies, until the old man who was looking at the woman's bra, started on about "ladies" this and "lady" that, and then I left, because I despise people who use that word, it is horribly lower middle class. Lady is an okay name for a dog though.
I DO NOT WANT OR NEED TO KNOW.
I thank you.
Lady is not okay name for a dog. Must be name for a bitch. Otherwise dog gets confused about his sexual identity. Will roam the streets sniffing males' arses, squatting to piss, and so on. Like the French.
There's another one just called Bruce the Horse.
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