Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Message to large Seals
Is that right? Well, I've only got one thing to say to you then, Elephant Seals. If you can grow six metres long, why the fuck don't you grow a pair of legs, get the fuck out of the ocean and evolve, you vast, honking, non- fish, sea- dwelling cunts.
When you're that big, you don't need to evolve; you just shit on everyone else around you. That's what we Americans do. Someone should give those seals the fucking Medal of Honor, and paint them red, white, and blue.
In fact, I might go for a nice long swim now.
Btw, weird thing about yer Seal? Actual Seal; mam was, anyway.
And don't tell me he swam up the Mississippi. No one swims in the Mississippi. The signs are clearly posted.
"Oh really, they got the name because it looks like a trunk?" Piss off. Ugly is ugly.
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