Sunday, September 30, 2007
The timescale of love
The reason is this - at twenty six - women start to feel like they are "in a place" to settle down - they feel sprightly enough to face the entire day of hideous gruelling pain that is childbirth, and convince themselves that the dolty boy they are dating is interesting enough to watch- watch sport for the rest of their days. So the girl gets excited - tells her mates she is ready to settle down, that they should start planning the hen occasion, and buying pieces of genital shaped chocolate, and that they need to think about what they will wear on the big day.
The trouble is, that men at that age have generally managed to earn just about enough money to buy a stupid large television, or some overpriced shoes, and they have a gaggle of idiot friends called "Pie face" and "Shedders" that they can go skiing with and fight over who gets to fuck the chalet girl. In short - these men start to have a fairly high opinion of what type of a catch they really are. The spots of adolescence may have faded to silvery pock marks. A few extra quid here and there will help mask the aura of fucking tedious spoddery that may have lingered on in the early twenties, and money will always attract the gash, and the bloke might just start to swagger about a bit and fancy himself rotten, or declare himself to have "an edge" which staggeringly does seem to pull some women. Idiot ones, but still, cat is cat.
The girlfriend, on the other hand, will start leaving magazines around open on the diamond pages and trying to drag the bloke off for country weekends spent picking flowers and walking in the dark, hoping for the big moment - and if she is bloody minded enough, she will keep this behaviour up as far as the age of about thirty two when she will give up on the idea of marriage, settle for whatever else she is doing in life as the meaning for her existence - start thinking about adopting Chinese babies or a slightly itinerant lifestyle, or opening a shop in the country or "writing a book" or whatever, but it sure won't involve the silly boy of her late twenties.
At this point the male immediately sets out to couple up and breed. If the woman hasn't been strong minded enough to give her idiot the elbow, he will start pestering the girlfriend to start IVF or get married and move miles away from all of her friends and work, and just moon around after him. By this point in the chick's career she might be doing rather well for herself and be enjoying success that she herself has earned, rather than waiting around for happiness that depends on some balding, conceited cunt, so she will either tell him to shove it and move abroad and start dating much younger men, or she will settle for his idiot plan and spend the rest of her life waiting for him to die, whilst making her children's lives an utter misery, because she has devoted her life to meeting the needs of her moron partner, neglected her own dreams and basically resigned herself to the life of an emotional zombie. This won't entirely pass the male by, who, after congratulating himself for having been big enough to marry the whore, will then be confused as to why she isn't beside herself with gratitude. This confusion will turn to anger, which will spur him on to go out and find someone who jolly well does appreciate him. Once he has cleared off, the wife will be stuck in the arse of the country with kids she didn't actually want, and the man will feel slighted that, by doing the right thing, he actually did the wrong thing, but still out of bloody mindedness and a desperation to prove that he was right after all, will then proceed to ruin the life of his second wife, by hurrying her into the breeding- moving-to -the -country -where -he -watches- her- for -signs- of -happiness cycle, again, being disappointed when she seems unhappy, fucking off and repeating until his money runs out, or he alternatively he will give up on women entirely, and actually discover that he is quite happy without them.
I am forever listening to people going on "The only point of being alive is to form relationships with other people" I don't agree one bit - people are a fucking nause and quite why they think it is okay to team up and breed more people out of boredom or misery, I can only imagine it is out of unspeakable arrogance. That is all.
- Thomas Bailey Aldrich, on observing Noreen in a crystal ball.
- the gash,-
Punctuation is rife, in-
Cluding the hyphen.
The pair of them actually have no decent opinion to call their own so they're spending their time picking on Noreen's use of Hyphens.
Really, are your lives THAT boring? If you don't like someone's blog then don't read it. Get some perspective and spend your time berrating people with views that actually deserve it, such as racists.
True, he can't spell "berating", but then nobody's poifect.
P.S. It's high time someone had the guts to stand up and say it out loud: racists like totally suck.
Seriously, if all you have in life to make you feel good is by picking on the spelling of others then my heart takes steaming bleeding shits for you lovely.
By golly, welcome back! Jeez, I thought you skipped out on a slow boat to Indonesia. ---Anyway, it's interesting your latest posturing brings broad illumination to the fact that life's lacking, in so many ways. Been there myself, without the breeding, thank whomever. A bit of bloody luck on my part, perhaps. After a time or two I realized happiness cannot hinge upon another. What's the point? In time she'll call me a filthy name and insist my mother had lots in common with Mary Magdellan, sans ever meeting Jesus.
Oh, of course, there'd be much more. Generally, baseless accusations would ensue that I'd made it with a female co-worker or flipped the script to cop a male boss's binky. Not pretty! Say nothing of the sweaty palms, the angst, and the realization I Must Get Out Immediately. Life in an instant turns to excrement. So, the answer to which you astutely allude is to remain entirely single --- and avoid someone else's soiled underwear and disgusting underclass habits.
Bless you babe, you have arrived!
I think marriage and that vow shite spoils everything, I also thing there should be a spay and neuter program for chavs and Africa. Good punctuation and correct spelling are for those who are impotent with rage, that's in the bible you know.
Biiter balls may be a cunt, but he is right, and Morroco is in Africa after all.
So I, the woman he did have a miniscule chance with and only because I've totally lowered my standards and am desperate, walked away.
Men are horrible. There I've said it.
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