Friday, February 06, 2009
The Only Thing Gayer Than Going To The Ballet...
Watching wiry people contort themselves to music is indeed very gay, but you if enjoy watching ballet, (and I do) then the best thing to do, is to say: "Fuck it - I'm a terrible fruit, but I am interested in watching ballet - so I'm just going to mince on down to my seat, sit in it, and look at people dancing and miming a story." And don't give me "But you're a woman so it's ok for you to like ballet, but I'm a self-deprecating English male, so I NEED to talk in a loud voice about how amazed I am at the gymnastic feats, but I'm not awfully sure what's going on in the story, and isn't the man dancer - well, can't he jump high?". It is not OK for me to like ballet either, it is despicably gay of me, and I know that, but I enjoy watching people jump about and act all miserable or happy, and I like looking at the men's cocks.
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