Wednesday, May 04, 2011
Watch Your Step, Batman
My favourite sticker that the security guard had on his bike, was a large oval one, featuring Osama bin Laden, grinning like a lunatic, with one hand in the air. My husband was a bit worried by this show of fundamentalism, and thought that our guard might be in some kind of a terrorist cell, but to be frank with you, the boy is a bit on the slow side, and the only type of group he would be asked to join would be one for the educationally half-witted.
Anyway - last week I noticed his scooter parked outside the guards' office and do you know what? He had peeled off the Osama sticker and replaced it with one of Batman. He may be a lazy weirdo but if I were Batman, or Robin for that matter, I would be shitting my tights right now.
He's like the Father Dougal of Islamists - I think if I were to dress as catwoman, he would either not notice, or faint.
If he disappeared for a bit last week, you've got your answer.....
Enoch - that's weird, even for you.
General update - the guard has now shaved off all his hair, which is worrying me, not least because Osama's funeral ship is docking in Hong Kong this weekend. I shan't be visiting it, nor any other American establishments until he grows it back. I mean, he probably has nits, or has noticed that it is incredibly hot but just in case...
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